#FirstWorldProblems

I have a lot of grievances right now. They are as follows…

  • I don’t want to work out today.
  • My oranges have been really hard to peel lately.
  • I forgot my lunch at home and don’t know where to go and get lunch – order Jimmy Johns again or walk across the street and get soup. It’s so cold outside, but I just had Jimmy Johns last week…
  • I need to get an oil change. I don’t want to take the time or spend the $20 to get one.
  • My to-do list is too long.
  • I don’t have time to go shopping for new clothes. Or just random crap from Target.
  • My legs are sore from step class.
  • There is snow on the ground. I even like snow, but it’s too much. I’d like spring please.
  • I don’t have a Vodka Diet in front of me right now.
  • It’s only Wednesday.
  • All my clothes broke my closet. The pole that holds up my clothes fell down, and I haven’t taken the time to fix it. Let’s be honest – I probably won’t until right before I move out – a year or two from now.
  • I haven’t been to yogurt lab in a month.
  • There has been a super cute dress sitting in my closet for a month, but it’s too cold to wear it right now.
  • I don’t have time to catch up on all my TV shows.
  • My favorite boots are ripping at the bottom. Stupid, cheap Target boots.
  • There is a rumor that the dumbass Vikings are going to pick up one of my favorite Packers – Greg Jennings. He carries our team on his back.
  • Pretty Little Liars and The Lying Game were both stupid last night.
  • My office is cold, and I forgot my sweater.
  • Day drinking this weekend in celebration of my Irish heritage is going to cost me money and probably make me hungover.
  • My contacts hurt my eyes.
  • I still feel guilty about eating too much last weekend.
  • I need to be invited to an event where it’s appropriate to wear Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscars dress.
  • My favorite jeans are ripping.
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One thought on “#FirstWorldProblems

  1. #firstworldproblems, indeed, but you are funny! My favorite gripes are that your to-do list is too long and the one about your closet. (I recently CLEANED my very bad closet and have already taken the tossed clothes to the local shop that benefits cancer, so I am extrremely self-satisfied in that department.) Beyond that, I relate completely. Go buy a sweater! And good luck!

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